Freebies for the Furloughed: Knitting Lessons, Booze and Pork Sandwiches (Congressmen Not Eligible)

While the government stalls, businesses ramp up their offerings to furloughed workers.

No Congressmen allowed in this government shutdown special.
No Congressmen allowed in this government shutdown special.
One person's government shutdown is another person's opportunity for ... knitting lessons?

Yep. While the U.S. Congress has wrapped itself tightly in chains, federal employees have an opportunity to create something useful out of yarn or just sit around and eat, drink and be temporarily unemployed.

The offers are not strictly charitable. With tens of thousands of federal employees around, the government shutdown will cost the region $200 million a day by one estimate, so businesses are doing what they can to attract customers. 

Businesses in the shadow of the Capitol dome are offering a slew of freebies to furloughed federal employees, including the knitting lessons, movies, cupcakes and pig sandwiches at — where else? — Pork Barrel BBQ.

(Note to members of Congress: You are officially and specifically excluded from this particular pork barrel, not that you've done anything to work up an appetite.)

Some of the freebies being offered are as inexpensive as a cup of coffee, now being offered to federal workers in several spots in Northern Virginia and elsewhere in the Washington, DC metro area.

The knitting lessons? Usually $75 but now offered free at Fibre Space in Old Town Alexandria from 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. any workday the government is closed.

At the other end of the specials spectrum, furloughed federal workers can get their booze on.

Kangaroo Boxing Club, a bar and restaurant in Northwest DC, is offering a free Screwdriver to any federal employee who suddenly has time on their hands.

And why not? As its Facebook page points out, "Because if the government is screwing you..."

Nearby at Beltway Plaza Mall in Greenbelt, furloughed workers are being offered free lunch and a free movie through the end of the month. Just bring your furlough notice.

Then there is the truly creative cost-free stuff, like at the Sixth & I Historic Synagogue. It is transforming into "Shutdown Central" for the duration of the government's ineptitude. It will offer free food, coffee and WiFi to anyone who wants it. They're planning a West Wing marathon and, fittingly enough, games of "Political Ping Pong."

And one more thing. Washington may be closed, but Washington's home is not. 

The Mount Vernon Ladies' Association, a private group, owns George Washington's estate in Fairfax County, Va. So furloughed workers with time on their hands—and maybe some nostalgia for the president who warned against partisan government—can still take a trip to Washington's estate on the banks of the Potomac River. 

jack Everett October 02, 2013 at 08:47 AM
lol I love this congress is not invited. Tis should show them how low their record of approval has dropped. Is it possible to get disapproval numbers below zero like 0-3?
Kim McCoy October 02, 2013 at 03:26 PM
This administration is so spiteful that it sent armed forces to a park it doesn't even fund just to hurt people. The Claude Moore Colonial Farm announced on Wednesday that NPS has ordered it to suspend operations until Congress agrees to a deal to fund the federal government. According to Anna Eberly, managing director of the farm, NPS sent law enforcement agents to the park on Tuesday evening to remove staff and volunteers from the property. "You do have to wonder about the wisdom of an organization that would use staff they don't have the money to pay to evict visitors from a park site that operates without costing them any money," she said. The park withstood prior government shutdowns, noting in a news release that the farm will be closed to the public for the first time in 40 years. "In previous budget dramas, the Farm has always been exempted since the NPS provides no staff or resources to operate the Farm," Eberly explained in an emailed statement.


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